When running for the U.S. Congress there are certain things that a congressional campaign needs to buy in order to be successful.
First of all, as a candidate you need to raise a lot of money.Second, make sure you put the right people in place to help you make good decisions. Third, you need to buy political campaign literature, signs, business cards, and dildos.
Well, maybe not the dildos, but don’t mention that to Democratic congressional candidate Joe Garcia, who recently visited his local Spencer’s gift store to shop for a sex toy.
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Here are some snapshots of Garcia studying some c”campaign products”:
His campaign says he was “buying a gift at the Dolphin Mall.”
There is no crime in buy a sex toy for yourself or for “a friend” but discretion is everything in politics.Heck, I hear Garcia’s Republican congressional opponent, Rep. Carlos Curbelo likes to visit the “Jugetes de la Chusma” adult toy store to buy instructional videos on how to cook a pig, as does POLITICO reporter Marc Caputo, who also shops for books on how to tick-off conservative congressional candidates running for elected office.
Kidding, just kidding.
The adult store does not exist, but can you only imagine the ads with will come out of this picture.
Ay dios mio!
