Alice Cooper has been running for president as a joke since 1972 and the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Famer is now proclaiming the same thing in 2016.
Cooper told CNN that his campaign slogan is “I can do nothing as well as they can do nothing.” His running mate is Tom Hanks even though Hanks doesn’t know about it and his platform is nonexistent.He said:
I think the idea that I honestly have no platform is maybe the most honest thing I’ve heard in politics in a long time. I have absolutely no idea what to do and if everybody said that, that would give me a guy I can vote for.
Do you think the 2nd Amendment will be destroyed by the Biden Administration?(2)
When asked why Americans should vote for him, Cooper said he actually can name “many, many more” reasons why no one should vote for him — he doesn’t want the job and refuses to turn gray like other presidents.
Cooper said he has hated politics since an early age.Look at Obama. He went into the office as a rock star and he came out with gray hair. I don’t want that. I’m a rock singer. I want to go on stage with my black hair, even though it’s fake. It’s still black hair. It all mine, by the way, it’s not fake.
