From the bowels of the political “X-files” we go, as Lee County Republicans have a choice to make this upcoming primary election when they take to the polls to elected their next committeeman.
Lee County Republicans have the choice to elect Fort Myers Attorney Chris Crowley, or the wealthy possible prostitute-soliciting, Holocaust-denying, and all-around conspiracy theorist, Jon Shudlick.According to a Wink News report, Shudlick, who is the former mayor of Ocean Ridge and ran unsuccessfully for the U.S. Congress, has recently arrested and jailed for attempting to “pick up a woman working as an undercover officer.”
We can all only assume she was posing as a prostitute, and Shudlick was arrested for solicitation.
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Completing this poll grants you access to Shark Tank updates free of charge. You may opt out at anytime. You also agree to this site's Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.“I was on a business trip and they put a little blonde on the side of the road with short shorts on. I admit to it. I wish I would have had an opportunity to meet that girl later on but it just didn’t work out that way…They had me in handcuffs.”-Jon Shudlick
Shudlick also believes that President John F. Kennedy was killed by the CIA, 9/11 was an inside job, and that Nazi Germany’s Holocaust never happened.
“There’s people in this government that were actually involved and all you have to do is follow the money. It’s always follow the money!”
Well, there you have it. This is one case Fox Mulder can’t blame any aliens of taking part in.