Those little New York Times articles (hit pieces) about Senator Marco Rubio and his main squeeze, Jeanette Rubio, receiving 17 traffic infractions, as well as living a lavish, Miami Vice/ Tony Montana-ish lifestyle in West Miami, Florida, continue to be clowned my other members of the media.
The Rubio’s are far from wealthy, this I know because Rubio still owes me $2 for a valet tip I loaned him in 2010. With interest and late fees I have accessed, Rubio’s total debt to me hovers around $10 million. Dale!I’m not sure people will believe that the Rubio’s are living in some exclusive and pretentious neighborhood, where the children ride around it gold-plated bicycles, when just two blocks from this supposed “Mar-A-Lago” home of theirs, you will find discount retails store, Spanish-language billboards promoting a local mom and pop bodega, as well vendors trying to sell you fruit they just picked off a tree from some other person’s yard.
The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart piled on Hillary Clinton’s press shop, better known as the New York Times, mocking them for trying to cast a bad light on Rubio’s for paying off student loans, owning a offshore fishing boat (not a cigarette speed boat), and getting those annoying traffic tickets.
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That reminds me, I have to drive up to Delray Beach to pay two speeding tickets that I “unjustly” received.
Here is what Stewart said:
“You bastard! Paying off law school loans? How dare you. At long last, senator, have you no sense of insolvency?” Stewart deadpanned.
“Oh sh—! Marco Rubio got … 4 tickets! In … 17 years! I assume The New York Times obtained this damning information from Marco Rubio’s plaque in the ‘Hall of Best Miami Drivers Ever’”
“Oh, what’s the matter, senator? The normal amount of light isn’t good enough for you?” Stewart joked. “I’m Senator Marco Rubio. I like to roll around in giant patches of sunlight! Like I’m a big ol’ kitty cat. Meow.”
Stewart was referencing the “Times’ reporting of the Rubios’ purchase in 2005 of a larger home for $550,000 in 2005 that included, according to the paper, “an in-ground pool, a handsome brick driveway, meticulously manicured shrubs and oversize windows,” per the POLITICO.