by Javier Manjarres
We all know that the vanity of D.C.’s chattering class knows no bounds, but I cannot stand idly by without filing an official complaint regarding the The Hill’s recent “50 Most Beautiful People of 2011” feature. First and foremost, I, El Sharko was excluded- not saying that I am beautfiul-but come on, look at me;)
Senator Marco Rubio has made this list of ‘pretty people’, and his inclusion was arguably justified considering the fact that during the course of the 2010 campaign cycle, Rubio enlisted an ‘unofficial’ stylist that gave him both valuable clothing and personal appearance tips including some vital “weight balancing” tips. In recent months, Rubio has apparently abandoned those “weight balancing” tips and appears to be looking ‘very healthy’.
Another person named on the “50 Most beautiful list” is Carlos ‘El Vato’ Fleites. Fleites (pictured) is considered in Miami circles to be a bit of a ladiess man and he certainly dresses the part, as you can see Carlito’s sporting the latest in ‘Zoot Suit’ wear-does he drive a limousine as well?
But my big beef with the Hill’s Beautiful Babes and Beaus concerns the exclusion of one of Capitol Hill’s hunkiest hombres, a man whose looks are as sharp as the tongue he uses to tear into liberal media types, I am of course referring to none other than Alex ‘Hamburgos’ Burgos, Communications Director for Senator Marco Rubio. Burgos is the typical cool, calm, and and ‘suave’ Cuban/Colombian-American type of guy that women fall all over themselves to talk to, and he knows it(Meaning, he thinks knows it). Burgos likes to play the shy and passive card, but beware, this hot blooded Cubanito packs a punch, and he has the overdeveloped bicep and pectoral muscles to prove it.