The self-styled “Congressman with guts,” Rep. Alan Grayson (D), who is currently being investigate on possible ethics violations, has all guns blazing at a number of his senatorial detractors, especially his Democratic primary opponent Rep. Patrick Murphy.
We won’t go too far into this little cat fight, but we have all seen how Grayson has tried to dress-down Murphy since he entered the race to replace outgoing Senator Marco Rubio.Grayson has now taken aim at his potential GOP opponents. Grayson will debate Rep. David Jolly next week in Orlando, an event that will surely produce some more Graysonisms that will dominate the news cycle.
Enter Carlos Beruff.
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Beruff is rich homebuilder running for the U.S. Senate on the Republican side, who has somehow managed to peak Grayson’s curiosity and wrath.
Grayson has been targeting Beruff in some of his infamous email fundraising letters, so Team Beruff has decided to poke fun at Grayson by listing 10 of his past headline-grabbing “nonsense rants.”
- “We are approaching a point where every progressive candidate in America will face a choice:be neutered, or spayed.”
- “In certain parts of the world, 100 years ago, when times were tough — a drought, a famine —they ate each other. Literally.“
- “If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this:Die quickly!“
- “Without further ado, I present to you an amended version of the GOP healthcare plan: ‘The Republican healthcare plan for America: Don’t get sick. And if you do get sick,die quickly– in the streets.’ I shouldn’t have left that last part out, before. My bad.”
- “Scientists have studied for years this difficult question ofwhy some people have a conscience and some people don’t. Some people are called Democrats, and some people are called Republicans.”
- “Republicans think that the biggest problem in America today is thatrich people don’t have enough money.”
- “Are are you some kind ofsh—–g robot?”
- “This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with abing bong.”
- “I have trouble listening to what he [Dick Cheney] says sometimesbecause of the blood that drips from his teeth while he’s talking… By the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?”
- “It’s really important that we win this election,so that Carlos Beruff doesn’t wall me in, in his dungeon.
Beruff and Jolly are facing Lt. Governor Carlos Lopez-Cantera, conservative choice Rep. Ron DeSantis and rising grassroots favorite Todd Wilcox in the Republican senatorial primary race.
The winner of this race will face either Grayson or Murphy.
Bank on this. Murphy prevails.