Senator Marco Rubio recently stood before millions of Americans and announced that he would be running for president in 2016. But back in 1989, a much younger and fitter Marco Rubio, stood before his South Miami High School class and shook his booty till he couldn’t shake it no more.
Rubio, who was vying to be the school’s “Mr. King Cobra,” got together with several other classmates also trying to take the honor of the top male beefcake of their school, and put on a shirtless Chippendale’s show.I can only speculate that the routine was choreographed around one of the many Freestyle digital songs of that era.
Perhaps Rubio’s Chippendales jammed out to Nice & Wild’s “Diamond Girl,” Erotic Exotics “If My Love Doesn’t Suit Ya,” or maybe FFWD’s “Baby Don’t Go?”
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Considering that Rubio loves him some rap music, there is a good chance that he broke it down to the tunes of Eric B. & Rakim, 2 Live Crew, Jam Pony or Gucci Crew Two.
That’s right all you south Florida rap fans, I just threw Jam Pony out there.If you look at the picture, the self-styled “high performance athlete” was in not bad of shape, sporting what appears to be six-pack abdominals.
Fast forward to 2015, and the one-time bowtie-wearing, wannabe Chippendale Rubio (pictured in front of the “O”), who is a sitting U.S. Senator running for president, is now sporting more of a keg, than a six -pack. DALE!
Ouch! POW! BAM! ZAP! KABOOM!Just kidding Marco, you tease me about my gut, so I can tease you about yours.
It is safe to say that Rubio has retired the black bowtie.
But where have the dance moves gone? According to friends and family, Rubio also retired his dancing shoes.
Here is another tidbit of information. According to the same close friends and family, Rubio was just like any other kid back in the day, and even enjoyed drinking a cerveza or two, when he as of legal age, of course.
One day Rubio had just one too many cervezas, and accidentally regurgitated his lunch all over a sitting member of the U.S. House of Representatives.Yes, this happened, and the scene wasn’t pretty.