Political consultant and Prince of Darkness, Roger Stone, is being sought by the fashion police, who have obtained an arrest warrant against him for wearing one of the most offensive button-up short sleeve shirts in the history of mankind.
Stone, or Satan, dawned the shirt for one of his quirky tape Youtube video rants, which you can watch below. One source, has told the Shark Tank that Stone is pondering a possible mayoral run in the eclectic and “colorful” city of Wilton Manors, Florida.
The shirt in question actually would fit right into that Wilton Manors scene, and Stone is a shoe-in to make his own list of 10 best and worst dressed men and women in the world.
We could not reach Stone for comment, but sources say that shirt may have been stolen from the closet of one Antonio ‘Macaluso’ Fabrizio. Authorities will not confirm, nor deny that the shirt was stolen.