By JAVIER MANJARRES
Did you know that if you eat enough poultry, you can turn gay? That is what one Colombian model seems to think. Model Natalia Paris’ Biden moment came when she told Colombian TV network Caracol that boys who have eaten chicken injected with hormones increase their chance of becoming gay.
“Because of that, the boys that are eating [that kind of] chicken, because they are injecting female hormones, are starting to turn into homosexuals”-Natalia Paris
No word yet on whether or not these very same boys who become gay after eating hormone-injected chicken, begin to grow feathers during puberty. We asked a few prominent and well-known experts on chicken to opine on the issue. Here is what they said-
That woman is crazy. But she does bring up a good point in regards to hormone injections. I am wondering if my bird feed is injected with the same type of hormones that could possibly be causing me slip and fall all the time? I call on Vice President Biden to convene a committee to look into the possibility that bird feed is being injected with hormones. After all, as Biden would say, “This is a big F*cking deal.”
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