By: JORGE BONILLA
Fresh from…ahem… asking the populace to voluntarily disarm, Caretaker President Nicolás Maduro suggested that El Comandante himself exerted influence upon Christ, so that the Argentinian may prevail in the conclave and South America may have its glorious day in the sun.
Why, it’s a revolutionary miracle! Just like that other Supreme Leader.
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