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VIDEO: Hugo Chavez helped pick the new Pope

By: JORGE BONILLA

chavezbolivarFrom Pyongyang West comes further proof that the Kimming of Venezuela is well underway.

Fresh from…ahem… asking the populace to voluntarily disarm, Caretaker President Nicolás Maduro suggested that El Comandante himself exerted influence upon Christ, so that the Argentinian may prevail in the conclave and South America may have its glorious day in the sun.  

Why, it’s a revolutionary miracle! Just like that other Supreme Leader.

As always, hit CC if English subtitles do not immediately appear.


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Jorge Bonilla

Jorge Bonilla is a Republican candidate for the U.S. Congress in Florida’s 9th Congressional District.

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